Terminally Single Unisex Hoodie

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Let others know that "Dying Alone" is no longer something to be ashamed of. Also makes a great gift for your undateable friend or significant other.

Choose this unisex fleece hoodie and enjoy all it has to offer. It's soft, comfy, and can be easily styled with a pair of jeans and sneakers for a cozy, yet stylish look.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (up to 5% recycled polyester, made from plastic bottles)
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz/y² (264.5 g/m²)
• Patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
• Cover-stitched armholes and waistband
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Matching drawcords
• Front pouch pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 30 ½ 31
Sleeve Length (inches) 34 35 ¼ 35 ⅞ 36 ⅝ 37 ⅜ 38 ⅛